Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummys
oh shit! My mums in hospital already :/
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Reblog if you’re a girl.
ONE GIRL DIDN’T AND SHE GREW A PENIS THE NEXT DAY
THAT COMMENT ^
And before I go… just to make sure I will not grow any penis in myself… -elayne
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What if Tumblr was a country and you could live in a particular city depending on what you blog about
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When you find out that your crush likes you.
At first you’re like:
So you tell your friends:
Then all of the sudden your crush asks you out:
Then you you change everything to In A Relationship/Taken♥:
Then you’re in that moment where everything is just perfect:
Finally you wake up from that dream:
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How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
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That annoying moment when your friends are whispering in front of you
you’re like:
They’re like:
“Nothing”
you’re like:
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Putting your earphones in your ears pressing the play button And almost getting a heart attack because the volume was all the way up.
How normal teachers greet their class in the morning:
If I were a teacher:
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